Thursday, April 5, 2012

an illustration of fourth year

Fourth year is known for being the most laid back year of medical school. Allow me to illustrate:


Q: What does the first, second, or third year medical student do when he realizes that the hair product he bought for his beard has an ugly label?


A: Trick question. The first, second, or third year medical student has no time for personal hygiene! The fact that he has no time to maintain his beard is ironic (in an Alanis Morisette kind of way, not in a literary kind of way), because he also has no time to prevent it from growing.


on the flip side..


Q. What does the fourth year medical student do when he realizes that the hair product he bought for his beard has an ugly label?


A: Easy! He uses his vast amounts of free time to design and print his own label!








Q: The first, second, or third year medical student's father mentions that he's had to use the "world's smallest violin" cliche often at work. What does the student do in response?


A: What? He was supposed to be listening to someone tell a story? The only people the first, second, or third year medical student pays any attention to are his cadaver and Goljan.


 and the fourth year?


Q: The fourth year medical student's father mentions that he's had to use the "world's smallest violin" cliche often at work. What does the student do in response?


A: Easy! The student uses his aforementioned free time to create an exhibit for his father's desk!





Anything else you'd like to know about the mysterious and crafty fourth year medical student?

8 comments:

  1. Thats totally my face on the label, just FYI.

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  2. Also, my trophy guy messed up the latin, not me.

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  3. the more i read your blog, the more hilarious Y sounds. :) i can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans my guy can come up with in 4th year...right now it's goljan. all day, every day.

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  4. haha this is absolutely perfect! I should send this to my Mom so she can see what I mean about Russ having free time this year - especially now with match over with. It's extreme "senioritis" over here!

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  5. this is too funny...I almost felt like I was reading the 4 questions at the seder table!

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  6. Ahaha. i love this. Also, I love Y's comment about the Latin!

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  8. B made me listen to Goljan on our road trip to San Francisco. Then he had to turn it off because
    "it's too intense to try to listen to this and drive at the same time."

    I slept through the "intensity."

    Y is very funny. :)

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