Sunday, April 22, 2012

weekend lessons

01. Instagramming a picture of a Polaroid does not, in fact, cause the world to implode with awesomeness.

02. On a related note, if you want to be the most popular person in any given location, bring a Polaroid camera. 

03. If someone tells you your bangs look like Zooey Deschanel's, you should pretend they told you everything about you is like Zooey Deschanel and carry a false sense of confidence the entire night.

04. On a related note, singing the best kind of girl is a quirky girl while on public transportation is frowned upon.

05. Starships were meant to fly. If you're still confused, the Goldmine Saloon will be happy to remind you 437565 times. 

06. If you are officially in your late 20s and feeling slightly not okay with that, a great temporary cure is to stand in the middle of a bar belting out "We Are Young" by Fun at the top of your lungs with five of your friends. You're welcome.

What did you learn this weekend?


  1. I have a not-so-secret-crush on Ms. Deschanel. I would definitely be a happy gal if #3 happened to me.

    I love #6 - we're moving back to my college town, and that's exactly what it is - a college town. So if I ever feel like I'm getting "old", I'm just going to go down to one of the bars and do just that.

  2. So weirrdddd! I just found your blog today (it's awesome). And saw that you titled this post "weekend lessons". The post I did on Monday was titled the same thing. Although my list is much less awesome.

    We should make it some sort of link up thing. I have no idea how to do that by the way. I am a total blogging amateur.