Tuesday, November 15, 2011


The girl arrives at work in her frumpiest outfit, rushed and sweaty after yoga class, no makeup. Who’s going to see her anyway, she thinks.

Later, exhausted and self-conscious, she buys  a cup of tea at the cafe. She stands in line behind a handsome doctor. He glances behind him and says, “...and I’ll pay for whatever she’s having.”

The girl thinks she must look (and smell) even worse than she thought; the doctor must have felt sorry for her. "Thanks," she says, embarrassed. She walks off quickly, head down and back slumped, undoing whatever benefits the yoga class had on her posture.

As she stirs skim milk into her hot tea, she is struck with a thought: Maybe, just maybe, he wanted to buy me a drink.

And then, she catches a glimpse of her reflection in a window and gets angry.

Who does this asshole think he is? Just because he has a white coat and a chiseled jaw, he thinks he can make some frumpy girl's day? No way. I will not allow myself to be flattered by this. I don't need some handsome doctor to make me feel special.

A few hours later, she tells the boy, her own handsome [almost] doctor, the story.

He listens then nods, understanding.

"You do kind of look like crap."

{because it's more fun to tell your "love story" in the third person}


  1. I think it's because he felt like being nice and he thought you were cute in your fresh-from-yoga-not-trying-to-impress-anyone-attire.

  2. HAHAHA. Y is so full of compassion. That sounds exactly like something B would say. Maybe he {the coffee dr.} could tell you knew all of his doctor ways and secrets??

  3. no guy - handsome doctor type or not- is going to spend money on a girl if he isn't in some way interested. You should take it as a compliment that even after a full workday on top of a workout you look good :)

  4. I am sure you looked gorgeous!!
    And I think you should definitely take it as a compliment :)
    And Y... yah he sounds just like S!

  5. Mahahahaha! I literally laughed out loud at the last sentence. Men.