Monday, January 27, 2014

things I hate about Minnesota

If you've been following along on our little adventure of moving to Minneapolis, you know that I don't hate it here -- in fact, I love it. But there are a few little things I'll never quite get used to about this part of the country. Maybe I don't quite hate them, but I'll do anything for a compelling blog post title. 

1. Your socks matter.

You're pretty much expected to take off your shoes whenever you step into someone's house, which isn't the norm in the south. I get it - no one wants snow on their floors - but it's a little difficult for me to get used to. My entire life I've been throwing on mismatched socks, socks with holes in them, and ugly, dingy socks because I was the only one who saw them. It's been 29 years; I can't just change the level of care I give my socks. I will always lose just one, therefore, I will always show up to your party wearing one neon pink sock and one neon green sock.

Related: there's no point in finding the perfect shoe to complete an outfit when you're going to someone's house. And there's no point to having feet if you can't wear cute shoes, I've always said.

2. Talking about the weather

What I hate more than the weather (in fact, I don't even hate the weather) is how much people talk about the weather. On an especially cold day, I dread going to work because I know at least seven people will stop by my office and ask, So, what do you think about this weather? I  would be happy if no one ever mentioned the temperature again (unless it sounded like this).

Also, people love to complain, no matter what it's like outside.
It's soooo cold. 
That snow is going to make my drive home miserable. 
Ugh, the rain is so depressing. 
It's sooooo humid. (Editor's note: No. It's not humid. You're wrong.)
It's beautiful outside, too bad it'll be cold again soon. 

3. Lack of respect for college football

When I first moved here, someone asked me if I like football. "Well, I really like college football," I replied. He scoffed. "College football? That's not a real sport." His phone chirped. "Excuse me," he said, "I have to go fix something on my fantasy football team."

4. Target

Okay, that's a lie. I could never hate Target. But hear me out: in Shreveport, my shopping choices were limited, and I basically shopped exclusively at Target. (I can't online shop. I must touch all of the clothes.) For some reason, the rest of Shreveport didn't seem to venture into Target's clothing section, and people often stopped to ask me where I got my clothes. Somehow I was unique in my mass produced fast fashion.

Here, I wear something from Target, and three people stop me and say, " Oh, is that from the Spring '06 Target line? I actually worked on marketing for that line." 


  1. haha about #1....i hate that, too. we always allow shoes in our house because no one wants to go to a party in socks!

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  3. I am one of those awful people who talk about the weather when I run out of better things to say. At least I know it's terrible and boring? I should stop doing that.

  4. I'm completely with you on #1 - and in the warmer months, you've got to watch out for exposing chipped pedicures too. Plus I just prefer wearing shoes, so I don't make people take them off at my house, even if it has been snowing.

    Also people need to stop posting screenshots of the current temperature from onto Facebook.

  5. Last weekend at pink they were giving a pair of neon pink socks with any pink purchase. Yep..girls dragged me there again!

  6. Last weekend at pink they were giving a pair of neon pink socks with any pink purchase. Yep..girls dragged me there again!

  7. If it makes you feel any better, the weather is all anyone is talking about in Mississippi right now.

  8. Found out from my niece that mismatched socks are trendy. I'm sure that's very reassuring to you.
    I don't like no shoes houses either so even though we have beautiful brand new floors we allow shoes in our house.

  9. THE WEATHER. IT IS SO TRUE. I can hardly hold my temper any longer when people start whining about the weather. I'm sure it's colder in Minnesota, but Ohioans are just bad with the whining.