I've mentioned before that Y and I rarely have anything to talk about anymore -- he practically speaks another language and my days are so dull they're not worth mentioning. Our conversations these days are either duets about Ike or made up nonsense (see: pretzel romance, plus we once seamlessly transitioned into a 5 minute sports commentator bit while we watched Ike chase and catch a tennis ball. True story.)
This morning I woke up to Ike's nose pressed against mine, and naturally the first thing I thought to say...or sing... was Ike is a farmer!
Naturally, from the other room I heard Y call BUM BA DUM DUM DUM DUM.
And we were off. Still half asleep, I asked the obvious question: Ike, what kind of crops do you grow?
Ike -- or maybe it was Y in a high voice, it was too early for me to be sure -- replied, SUNSHINE, HAPPINESS, AND JELLY BEANS!
I call shenanigans, I told Ike, who at this point was licking my face and wagging his tail. Everyone knows jellybeans and happiness don't grow in the same climate.
I INVENTED A HYBRID CROP THAT ALLOWS THEM TO GROW IN THE SAME PLACE,
Ike Y retorted. Oh, right. I should have known.
Scholarly Ike says, "it wuz a piece of cake, guys"
Later, at work, proof landed in my inbox:
Well. I guess I lose this argument.
What, you didn't think I was smart enough?