The other morning, Y and I were watching TV in bed.
Y was flipping through the channels and he stopped on C-Span, where an attractive girl was talking about who knows what. Y got excited.
Look at her!, Y said, look at her throat.
Her thyroid is huge! Soon she's going to start presenting with constant sweating, weight loss, hair loss, heart palpitations, and bla, bla bla bla...