Do you feel like you're going to scream if one more person mentions pumpkin spice? Is the general love of fall wearing you down? I present to you y, the fall Grinch, to balance things out a little.
Y [as I take the above photo]: Can I help you?
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Me: Look! There's butternut squash growing in that front yard!"
Y: We're already on a fall walk, you don't have to point out every fall thing we see.
Y: Happy October 1st. Don't forget to pay off our credit card bill.
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Me: Crap... I forgot to blow out my [pumpkin scented] candle
Y: Are you serious? This is what happens when you partake in fall activities.
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Looks like you've got some nice fall colors and temperatures there... but I'm a little bit with Y: I had to turn on the furnace over the weekend, and I am pissed (and cold). Everyone take back all that stuff you said about wanting fall to arrive sooner NOW.
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