Blogtember: things that scare me

Blogtember Day 4: tell us a story about a time you were scared.

(semi-related: scariest piece of art maybe ever.)

We bloggers apparently have some sort of condition: on Fridays, we can only read blog posts consisting of links. It started a little over a year ago, when our ADD and 90s nostalgia combined into a fierce, chronic disease -- and the only cure is link roundups and Buzzfeed articles (and maybe a Trapper Keeper emblazoned with a purple dolphin).

Stay strong, y'all.  

That time I got stage fright onstage at Second City. 

That time I was scared on a plane while reading a book about kids dying of cancer. 

That time I was scared because a cat flew into my window. 

That time I saw the scariest thing EVER in an antique store.

That time I was scared someone had stolen Ike.

That time I was scared all the time and Y diagnosed my condition.