My favorite one since kanishk has been on OB/GYN is after talking about some freaky news story about a woman or any sexual assault story, kanishk always asks, "what did her pap look like?" how and why would i know that!
I didn't even let OccDoc being his white coat in the house during intern year. There was a hook in the garage he had to leave it on. I always used tongs when it was wash day for it.