Fishing for compliments, OB-GYN style:

{image via pinterest}

Me: What would you do if, say, a Victoria's Secret model walked in and you were supposed to give them their annual exam?

Y: Well, we had a doctor tell us that he had to pass off an attractive patient to another doctor because he didn't think he could handle it.

{pause}

Me, hands on hips: ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?

Y: What?! No? What are you talking about?

Me, sobbing: I've never been walked out on by a gynecologist before. I must be ugly.



{I didn't actually sob or put my hands on my hips (or care), I'm simply trying to give you some tips to help you spice up your standard does my butt look big in this conversation. You're welcome, and happy Friday!}